UNDERSTAND JUST WHAT THE FUCK THE
STOOGES IN THE MASKS ARE SAYING TO US!
My credentials to undertake such an endeavor include:
- Five Years of High School and College Latin
- Linguistics Classes at the Undergrad and Graduate Level
- A Dearth of Patience putting up with the spineless fuckers
A sample of common phrases:
GIBBERISH ENGLISH
“Mverfil” “Hello”
“Hijkl shlumpg Kgeskit?” “How can I help you?”
“Mpgh dsitthng asht nmpht.” “I never leave my house.”
Will be posting new vocabulary and helpful verb declensions (Google it) over the next few weeks.
Am planning on publishing in 2023.
“Klagsvmn Guwquxcherti!”
That’s “Merry Christmas!” in Gibberish.