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THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC


Five Weeks Into The Time of The Stupids

Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!


Given that LinkedIn ignored my requests, yes multiple, to police their site more carefully, due to the proliferation of political grandstanding the past couple years, I am going to post something political.

I'm going to try and explain, FOR THE FIFTH TIME, to the dumbkopfs on the Hysterical Left, my stance on CV19. I posted, ad nauseam, explanations in the past. For some odd reason Apoplectic Liberals seem to think I feel as follows:

- Covid-19 is a joke.

- Old people can be left out on ice floes.

- I French kiss strangers. Okay, I do, but it has nothing to do with Covid.

- I'm willing to exchange health for wealth.

The last one may be actually true. Now, pay attention.

I want those teeny-tiny businesses to open again in every state, including in the City That Used To Know How, New York. At this juncture, FIVE WEEKS INTO THE SHUTDOWN, we are now doing more harm than good. We are now causing more death than not. I'd listen to the dopes with their charts and graphs about The Holy Curve, but given how WRONG they've been to date I will no longer take them at their scientific word.

CV19, like any new virus, is a health threat. But, for those of you who can recall the recent past, we were informed that we would have to shelter in place, SO HOSPITALS COULD PREPARE FOR THE ONSLAUGHT OF CASES.

Two things.

So far, no onslaught.

If you haven't received the truckloads of PPE, gloves, masks, ventilators, etc. by now, YOU, not President Trump, is mismanaging the Shipping/Receiving department at your hospital. Get your act together. You've had five weeks, which is three more than two.

Also, that request to shelter in place has been replaced as follows:

STAY THE FUCK AT HOME, OR WE'LL TURN YOUR ASS INTO TO THE SECRET POLICE! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MY MOTHER! AND WHERE'S YOUR MASK?

If you've paid attention to this point, you know by now that I think the virus is a threat, but the bigger threat is the oppressive enforcement of near martial law by power mad Democratic Governors and Mayors. All of whom have a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

The biggest threat is the cratering mental, physical, and financial health of the small business owners and workers of America. The ones kept at home under false pretenses.

And now that you've read this, if you still want to send me stupid things like a voucher for me to NOT receive treatment if I get the virus, go ahead. See above for an example.

Because that makes you the ignorant dope, not me.

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