THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC - DAY 7 - CT
Groundhog Day. Not An Original Thought.
Andrew "The Ventilator" Cuomo has closed the golf courses. He's left Wal-Mart open, which will only invite more sweat swapping gladiatorial TP battles, but since he has Democratic immunity, the leg breaking son of St. Mario will be fine as far as the media is concerned.
Bumped into the dreaded "Nothing happened today." Since I'm not Dave Barry or Jerry Seinfeld, writing about nothing ain't in the proverbial wheelhouse. And what do writers do when they haven't got a clue? They go to Facebook. Presto!
A Facebook friend of mine from San Francisco, you know, the type that think Elon Musk is some great industrialist and Gavin Newsom's IQ is higher than room temperature, had the PERFECT posting. He invoked Groundhog Day. His post had something to do with getting dressed at the same time and eating the same breakfast every day. The sledgehammer of inspiration knocked me out of my uncomfortable chair. What do I do every day at the outset of each shining moment of our new martial law? I poke my head out the door where I see my shadow, and that tells me the same thing I've been hearing for the past almost four weeks.
TWO MORE WEEKS OF RAMPANT STUPIDITY AND OVERREACTIONS.
I promise not to give you the Groundhog report every day. However, I have managed to fill this column and except for the Hysterical Leftists who read my articles, the above will generate howls of laughter and convince some of us to wonder . . .
"WTF is going on out there? Did Cuomo REALLY close all the golf courses?"
Yes, he did, and that qualifies as an overreaction.