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THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC Remember this from 2020? Bela Pelosi getting a wash and blow-out? I do.


Madame Speaker, get your ass out of public life. And take your Wash and Blow Out with you.

Nancy Pelosi.

     After all the caterwauling, recriminations, and accusations regarding President Trump, it turns out the Doyenne of San Francisco is the anus on the body politic. Perhaps the Hysterical Left needs an infusion of an organization of elected officials to assume the Liberal equivalent of Never Trumpers. The Dems don't have that, even when faced with an execrably bad candidate like Hillary Clinton. They stick together like compressed landfill chunks.

     - Never Frumpers? Queen Speaker is looking more haggard than usual these days.

     - Never Stumpers? Her responses to her monumental muck-up were Clintonesque.

     - Never Galumphers? She's living in a Lewis Carroll story, straight down a rabbit hole.

     Nancy Antoinette Pelosi will get no sympathy from me, nor will I afford any to my former neighbors, who were her voting base for decades. She's a tired, old lifer with nothing to offer save for platitudes and pontification at the expense of Donald Trump. It's an old routine that turned antique, just like Nancy, with her flouting of the CV19 rules she so hypocritically enforced these past few months.

     If Americans really wanted control of their lives, they would vote out Madame Speaker. It will never happen. If New Yorkers want their city back, they'd stuff Woodstock Bill de Blasio in an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL duffel bag and ship his flabby ass off to Syria. They'd do the same with Sonny "The Ventilator" Cuomo, Gretchen Whitmer, Ted Wheeler, Jakob Frei, Jenny Durkan, Lori Lightfoot, Kate Brown, Gavin Newsom, London Breed, and Jay Inslee.

     I'd suggest the same for Tom Wolf and Phil Murphy, but anything short of a mob hit on those two douchebags is letting them off easy.

     I'm appalled at who we elect to office these days. You can start with the Presidency, quite frankly. Our last five have been two Bushes, a Clinton, an Obama, and now Donald Trump. Their worthy opponents? Hah. A Bush. Bob Dole. Al Gore. John Kerry. John McCain. Mitt Romney. And a Clinton.

     And you (the plural, royal you) wonder how we became a nation petrified to step out the front door without a hazmat suit shrink-wrapped to our bodies.

     Look no further than election day.

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