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THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC The Left continues to fuck up 2020


THE GYM! THE GYM! HUZZAH! THE GYM!

A return to normalcy. Not the new normal. Not the next normal. N-O-R-M-A-L.



Maybe it's the sweat. Or, the lunkhead stereotypes. Or, the lack of self-awareness. Or, the lack of lack of self-awareness. Don't know. Don't care.

     The gym opened. At least the one near the rental in Selbyville.

     This establishment, Energy Gym 24/7, is the FIRST ONE EVER to offer limited short-term memberships. Every other place Lee and I have traveled either put you through unnecessary discussions before finally allowing you to use the place from 2pm to 2:15pm on alternate Sundays.

     But Energy Gym 24/7 has as follows:

     - Weekly Memberships

     - Daily Drop-Ins

     - An Unlimited Class Add-On

     - Punch Cards that NEVER EXPIRE for 3, 10, 15, and 30 visits

     Here's what this does. It fills the gym, with certain limitations. But it was as crowded as it could be (limit 30) NOT INCLUDING THE STUDIO CLASSES.

     And so Yours truly got in a workout. I lifted weights; did PT on my shoulder; and ran without impact.

     Then we went out to eat . . . INDOORS!

     Thank you.

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